The Best Parker Idea Evah

Sadly this idea has been stolen from a comment thread on Making Light that took a severe turn off-topic on the 13th comment

Any movie idea can be improved by the addition of a hot, wise-cracking,
babe with a leopard.

But that has never stopped Parker before.

Stan: you find us a hot, wise-cracking babe[1]. Jim: The leopard.[2] Then we introduce the two of them (which might make good TV on it's own).

[1] Or if you're lazy, a hot babe and I'll write some wise-cracks
[2] Assumes we can't find the duo together