"Written by Jim" Part 4

Emailed by Jim on 9 August with subject line Even More Parker - Part IV "The Return of Claire"

Dear all, this is as much as I can be bothered to write this evening...



Cue Card "Even then"

Parker (tm) is hovering in a narrow metal tube - it is the lift shaft to "Shindler's Lift" Parker has Lara and Claire balanced to his left and right hand sides respectively, they have their arms around Parker's shoulders, he has his arms around their waists. Parker is wearing a pair of rocket powered jet boots. Obviously Parker (tm) is also wearing a blue shirt - it is beautifully pressed and ironed. They are slowly descending the lift shaft.

Parker "Our combined weight is too much - the rocket powered jet boots can't handle it"

Claire "Scheisse! - must be the extra weight of all that gold in the goldschlager messing up my diet."

Lara "Look out below!"

Camera pans down - several SS officers brandishing luger pistols are staring up the lift shaft

SS Officers "Gott in Himmell - Achtung! Parker! Schnell Schnell!! Raus!"

Pan back to Parker (tm)

Parker " Oh crikey!!"

Lara "Fire the rockets"

Claire "But if he fires the booster rockets we'll be fired upwards at an unpredictable rate of speed! - my hair might be ruffled!"

Lara "Fire the rockets!"

Parker activates a small control unit held in one hand - the rockets ignite with a plume of exhaust gases. Parker (tm) Lara and Claire rocket upwards. As they vanish into the gloom above we hear...

Claire " My hair!!!"

Which is kind of a pity as I was hoping for a Scooby Doo style plot. "And I would of got away with it if it weren't for you meddling accountants!"