Alternate endings to Kung Fu Schnee
1. We raise the slapstick stakes by introducing a monkey.
2. Garlic: Clove or Bulb?
3. Parker's Boss offends Schnee with his mockery of Eastern mysticism. Schnee offends Boss with his disdain for counting illusory trash. A stony silence settles. Lara tries to break the silence with a wildly inappropriate joke.
Update: 4. Jermey Clarkson arrives in a Ferrari and releases a herd of pigs to search for truffles. Hilarity Ensues.
[On a non-Parker note, the link includes a Crab and Truffle salad, which will be of particular interest to Stan. A large Truffle source seems to have been found in Berkshire in 2004]
2. Garlic: Clove or Bulb?
3. Parker's Boss offends Schnee with his mockery of Eastern mysticism. Schnee offends Boss with his disdain for counting illusory trash. A stony silence settles. Lara tries to break the silence with a wildly inappropriate joke.
Update: 4. Jermey Clarkson arrives in a Ferrari and releases a herd of pigs to search for truffles. Hilarity Ensues.
[On a non-Parker note, the link includes a Crab and Truffle salad, which will be of particular interest to Stan. A large Truffle source seems to have been found in Berkshire in 2004]
posted by Neil Willcox @ 3:42 pm
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