Parker Outline: Kung Fu Schnee (Episode 2, part 2)

Well, here we are, two weeks after I promised to put this up, and it still doesn't work. Some of it is still in Neil-notes rather than full sentences.


[Continued from part 1]

Scene 6

Kitchen. Claire cooks. Parker fusses. Lara tries to help. Things get spilt, knocked over and fall out of cupboards. Claire banishes Parker from kitchen.

Scene 7

Living room. Boss arrives. Parker fusses. Lara is gracious and witty hostess. Chris T arrives and makes several off-colour comments. Lara sends him to the kitchen with the code phrase ("Ask Claire how the souffle is going") that tells Claire to keep him out the way. Sensei arrives. He is charming and interesting. Chris T returns with a tray of dips and Pringles and the code phrase ("Claire says that she needs 3 more eggs") that says to keep people talking as everything is delayed. The Buttercups arrive. Chris T and the Buttercups do competitive high kicks. Lara sends Chris T to the kitchen with the code phrase ("Tell Claire that her flatmate is an idiot") that tells Claire to really keep him out the way. 3 ninjas burst in. A dance fight breaks out between ninjas and buttercups. Boss is covered in dip. Claire and Chris T enter with something cold and messy which covers everyone in the room.

Scene 8

Claire, Lara and Parker are sitting down, eating the remains of the dinner. Lara comments that it could have been worse. Claire and Parker are not talking and direct their comments through Lara. Eventually everyone calms down. Chris T and his girlfriend are discovered snogging in the ironing board cupboard.



This really-really needs help. I'm stuck. Can anyone do anything with this? Please? The comments are open for you.