Parkerella

Parker Episode: Parkerella

Film opens with a spacecraft and someone in a spacesuit. Inside the spacecraft is all furry. The spacesuit enters. Camp sixties theme tune starts up. Parkerella takes off her spacesuit in "zero gravity"; she's in the nip, but we can't really see anything, even if we pause and frame by frame.

Parkerella is given the mission to recapture evil space-magician Spandau Ballet, but she crashes on the planet he's hiding on. After several costume changes she meets up with Par-kar, a blind angel, who has lots of pithy sayings that aren't quite as clever as he thinks they are[1]. They fly about a bit and are attacked by the guard noir in flying ice cream makers. Several people try to pull Parkerella , including the Great Tyrant. Evil space-magician A-ha puts Parkerella into his giant organ which is also a machine that kills by orgasm and plays Sonata for Executioner and Various Young Women[2] but Parkerella breaks the machine.

Eventually Parkerella accidentally releases the evil anti-goo "Mathmos", which looks suspiciously like Stan's Quiff, but her pure heart means it can't digest her. Instead it eats evil space-magician Ultravox and blows up the evil city. Par-kar turns up and rescues her, and also the Great Tyrant, for reasons that seem a bit unlikely.

[In case no one is clear, I'm referencing the film Barbarella]

[1] "An angel doesn't make love - an angel is love" - which would be wiser if we didn't know that he had just been making love.
[2] Hey, this wasn't my idea. You can't make this kind of thing up.