"Written by Jim" Part 5

Emailed by Jim on 10 August with subject line The Final bit of Parker I can be bothered to write this week.

Parker - an insert scene

Parker (tm) and Lara are sitting on the sofa watching television - you cannot make out what is on but can hear mumbling.

They sit on the sofa for about a minute.

Lara "Celebrity Big Brother is rubbish!"

Claire enters and sits with them on the sofa. Claire is wearing "The Pants of Power".

Parker "True....true"

Cut.

It's short, it's sweet, it's character based and it's an in-joke... who are you and what have you done with the real Jim?

I caught some of Big Brother on Saturday night and my money's on Glyn, as his name rhymes with win. (Under my theory anyone called Benedict is a sure fire loser in "reality"-TV shows).