"Written by Jim" Part 6

Emailed by Jim on 10 August with subject line Tonight's mini episode of Parker.

The setting is Parker's bedroom - he is in front of his dressing table preening. Parker is wearing an immaculately pressed blue shirt - he is looking at himself in the mirror and humming - it could well be the theme tune from "Schnee".

Parker is applying a large grey wig (or possibly colouring his hair grey with theatrical hairspray). He is also applying a pair of large fake fluffy grey eyebrows.

Lara enters "Phone for you James"

Parker takes up the phone but does not speak - he listens intently and we hear a female voice indistinctly at the other end.

Parker "Yes m'lady, I'll bring the car round immediately"

Parker puts on a grey suit jacket (he is already wearing grey trousers).

Parker exits.

Cut
to a shot of Claire looking prim in a pink suit waiting outside the flats.

Parker pulls up alongside her in a futurstic looking pink Rolls Royce.

Claire looks smug.

Parker will find an excuse to introduce lines like "yes m'lady"

Cue Parker theme sting 17

CUT!

...which leaves us with only one question - what is Parker theme sting 17? Sadly Jim hasn't provided us with the reference(s) for this episode, so we may never know, unless he learns how to use the comments section and fills us in.