Parker Episode Guide

Parker 10 episode outline:

[Originally posted 07/08/06. Updated 01/09/06.]

1. "Pornography"
(Pilot. Outline posted; script in progress.)

2. "Kung Fu Schnee"/ "Dance Fight!"
(Outline in progress. See also West Side Story and numerous music videos, most recently the Zutons)

3. "The Fallopian Tube only goes as far as Stockwell"/"What is the fear of vaginas called?"
(More work is needed on this concept)

4. "How many hats do you need?"/ "Hataclysm/Hatastrophe"
(Self-explanatory)

5. "The unwanted houseguest"
(Everything is in the title here)

6. "Written Entirely by Jim"
(Jim's template now makes up the majority of work on this blog)

7. "Girly Night"
(Concept (role reversal) and main joke(s) ready)

8. "Stan"/ "That's all very well but where are my trousers?"/ "I love it when a plan comes together"/ "Parkerella"
(Currently a dumping ground for ideas I can't quite bring myself to throw away)

9. "Round the Horne"
(Recycle old radio show sketches. Kids won't know that it's stolen. Yay history-less youth!)

10. "The Wedding"/ "Jump the Shark!"
(The wedding is the best idea yet! The plan for this episode was to break the situation so badly that no second series was conceivable. Then we would try and conceive a second series[1])

Update Notes:
Episode 2 is now Schnee, moving Girly Night to Episode 7, and has absorbed Dance Fight. Episode 8 has become a dumping ground for ideas that don't currently fit elsewhere, but aren't quite bad enough to discard. A hat-centred episode is now at episode 4, replacing Dance Fight.

If there are any changes, and I can be bothered, I'll update this post and bring it to the top on a monthly basis. In theory this will give us a place to put comments that aren't about a particular post, although considering the current commenting frequency that's the least of our concerns.


[1] Without anyone dying or using "But it was all a dream..."