The Best Parker Idea Evah

Sadly this idea has been stolen from a comment thread on Making Light that took a severe turn off-topic on the 13th comment

Any movie idea can be improved by the addition of a hot, wise-cracking,
babe with a leopard.

But that has never stopped Parker before.

Stan: you find us a hot, wise-cracking babe[1]. Jim: The leopard.[2] Then we introduce the two of them (which might make good TV on it's own).

[1] Or if you're lazy, a hot babe and I'll write some wise-cracks
[2] Assumes we can't find the duo together

Only an idea or two

Have we really not come up with a Freaky Friday scenario where Parker and Claire swap lives for the day with hilarious consequences? Is this due to the idea being, you know, done to death? Or are we just dozy?

One more question: What if Parker did Parkour? (Or indeed Pour Quoi?)