The end of Parker: the bachelor years

Mr Parker has got engaged. After I had all the reactions normal people have to this kind of news (scream, run around, shout "Oh my God"[1], ask to see the ring etc.), I had the kind of idea that makes people unable to look away from this blog. Basically it goes:

Engaged -> Ring -> Phone

and gives us this idea:

What if Parker literally phoned in his performance (especially if he hams it up?)

[1] No, it's not me he's engaged to.